the oblongs.

yesterday's episode of the oblongs was unfunnily funny.

Let's see:

Mrs Oblong got called up in front of a judge for neglecting their daughter-with-a-tumor-at-the-side-of-her-head and was asked to do community service for 200 hours. Milo became a drag all for mummy's sake ("im just a little boy in drag selling cookies!"). the debbies (insert a zillion shrill giggles here) stoopified themselves. Mrs Oblong ("it's not as if we can built a girl with spare parts") taught the little amazon girls (beth, creepy susie, holga and saliva-spattering-buck-teethed-whatshername) to defend themselves in the city. they managed to save the debbies and themselves.

Christine, the "im too blonde to die" (head) debbie, hitchiked along the highway, got picked up by a couple of truckers and gave the impression that she will be used as their sex slave for the next couple of years. all was well in the end. they got an urban survival badge, the head debbie was nowhere to be seen and mr oblong ("it doesnt have to make sense as long as it ryhmes") was relief that his son is not a drag. mrs oblong was highly praised but when the 200th hour struck, she left.

they're all so cuuuute.